JOKES FOR KIDS:
"NOW I TELL YOU SOME JOKES"..
1ST JOKE:
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them.
(sardar joke)coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them.
2ND JOKE:
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
(funny joke)
Police or Ambulance?
(funny joke)
3RD JOKE:
Sardarji to others:Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubber band.
(sardar joke)
4RTH JOKE:
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
(doctor joke)
5TH JOKE:
Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don't need it.
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don't need it.
(funny joke)
6TH JOKE:
Diff B/W Ignorance & self control?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
that is ignorance!
&When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
that's called self control.
(funny joke)
7TH JOKE:
World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you..!!
Examiner:Why are you under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
student:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today.
11TH JOKE:
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you..!!
(funny joke)
10TH JOKE:
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
student:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrowexam’s pharray (Cheating material) today.
(funny joke)
11TH JOKE:
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
Are you smiling now?.....:)
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
(funny joke)
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
Are you smiling now?.....:)
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
(funny joke) 12TH JOKE:
A Thermometer is not the only thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent message for all students..:)
(funny joke)
13TH JOKE:
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent message for all students..:)
(funny joke)
13TH JOKE:
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******.
(funny joke) 14TH JOKE:
Everyone must attend it.
Max: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Max: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!.
(funny joke)
15TH JOKE:
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
(funny joke)
16TH JOKE:
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?Johny: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
Johny: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Johny: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
(funny joke)
17TH JOKE:
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
(funny joke)
18TH JOKE:
You are a nice person…but..You have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
(funny joke)
19TH JOKE:
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
(funny joke)
20TH JOKE:
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
(funny joke)
"LOL ROFL HEY FRIENDS HAHHAHAHHAH I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY JOKES"
